Hi Kelly. I read Adam Avitable's blog faithfully and he offered to interview his readers with 5 questions in this post. I signed up willy-nilly and here are the 5 questions he sent me (quite a while ago, but in my defense, I've been very lazy lately), and my answers.
1. I like to wear a black shirt, black shorts, and black sneakers with red shoelaces. Is this a fashion faux pas?
This may seem like a no-brainer, but certain fashion rules do apply here. All black clothing is not the same. There are many shades of black and they will clash if they are very different. Also, only if you care what people think of you. Based on a reading of Avitable's blog, one could conclude this is not the case with him. Particularly if (explicit material warning) you read this one, or this one, or this one, or ...you get the idea. Or just look at his header.
2. If they made a show "The Real Housewives of Tampa Bay", how would it be different from the other shows?
Hard to say because I don't know anyone with that much money and the women I hang out with couldn't spend 5 minutes in the room with most of those women. Sheree from Atlanta and Tamra from the OC are ridiculous in the extreme.
3. Does Kelly ever threaten to stab you because she posts 10 times for your every 1 post?
Silly Adam. I'm the one who is post-happy. Kelly has been busy starting a new real estate brokerage and doesn't have as much time to post as I do. Also, her kids are younger and are home most of the time. Actually, she probably wants to stab a few people right now.
4. Which one of you is the owl with the surfboard?
Finally, a mulligan. Or is it a softball? I'm not really up on my sports metaphors. It's Kelly.
5. Isn't it true that children are the devil?
My many years of practicing law enabled me to spot this bullshit leading question. The correct answer is that while children are sometimes devils, we love them anyway because they are the devil's spawn.
Want to be part of it? Follow these instructions:
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions."
