No, Kelly, my kids didn't do this. If my kids drew a "be like mommy" picture I would be in front of my computer with Jack standing behind me with that look on his face saying, "What's a blog again?"
I blatantly stole this from Elle of Blue Monkey Butt this morning (she knows). No one better tell me this was done by an adult as a joke and that Snopes has already disproved it, because it's freakin' hysterical and I want to believe!
Here's what the mom wrote to the teacher the next day:
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith
I'm glad my kids go to a school where a parent signature is required on every homework page. Don't let this happen to you!
Update: I linked up to Navel Gazing at its Finest. This is the first day of Sue's carnival, Very Funny Friday. I cheated like a couple of others because this is Thursday's post. I'm a cheater pants AND a content stealer. Click over and get some funny!
